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Get The Toto Package!
Look! Up on the screen!
It’s a koozie! It’s a shotglass! It’s a sticker! It’s a t-shirt! It’s The Toto Package!
American-made, yours for only $15 plus shipping. Or a flat $15 if you grab it from DJ Fuzzy Logic, Fancy Nancy, and DJ Reno’s Soul.
Put a can in the koozie! Put liquid in the shotglass! Put on the t-shirt, and put the sticker on your forehead before you go to work! The Toto Package has a million uses*! It fits your modern lifestyle, and it’s almost guaranteed to increase your already-massive popularity.
Thank you for supporting The Hot ShYachts! We’ll see you on a patio this summer! Check out our press kit and book us! Thanks for tuning in to our Saturday night show on Yacht Rock Miami!
DISCLAIMERS:
*Give or take 999, 997.
*WARNING: T-shirt not designed to be worn as pants.
*Popularity enhancement may vary.
MORE ON THE TOTO PACKAGE:
Ever look at your shotglass and get confused about what it says? Or maybe your friends get upset because they want to see the logo, but you’re keeping it all to yourself? Well, the nightmare is OVER! Your Hot ShYachts shotglass is TWO-SIDED. THAT, my friends, is VALUE!
Ever have a foam koozie! DJ Fuzzy Logic made that crucial error at a young age. Fortunately for you, he now knows the importance of having a foldable koozie. Now you can easily take it with you to your next Hot ShYachts show. Or to your actuary. Or the orthodontist. Whatever floats your yacht!
We like our t-shirts soft. Like, really soft. And union-made. Trust us–this one fits the bill! They run a tad small, so if you’re debating between two sizes, go with the smaller one.
YACHT ROCK FACTS:
Did you know that medieval alchemists NEVER succeeded in creating a Hot ShYachts t-shirt?
Did you know that the dinosaurs had NO YACHT ROCK LPs WHATSOEVER? I mean, I could understand no 8-tracks, but COME ON. You’re pretty much begging for extinction at that point.
The Toto Package is just a cheesy pun. We’re pretty sure they have no idea who we are, but we love playing their songs. NO endorsement implied.
