Description
Buy a Hot ShYachts shotglass! It’s made in USA, and perfect for sipping 1.5 ounces of your favorite liquids. They’re Hot ShYachts tested and approved for tequila and bourbon! But did you know that they also hold vodka? Sake? Soup?
the many benefits of the hot shyachts shotglass
“I don’t really need a Hot ShYachts shotglass,” you say. BUT, if you’re like us, you’ve spent a LOT of time trying to drink liquor out of your bare hands. WOW, that’s a mess! Your hands get all sticky and you smear it on your Pages records. In contrast, some people will tell you, “Aw, just go ahead and drink shots out of a broiler pan,” which seems like a cool idea at the time, so you buy a bunch for your party. However, it’s NOT so cool the next day when you wake up and broiler pans are EVERYWHERE.
Additionally, have you considered the safety benefits of owning a Hot ShYachts shotglass? Saturday nights SEEM safe, especially when you’re listening to mixes by DJ Fuzzy Logic, DJ Fancy Nancy, and DJ Reno’s Soul on Yacht Rock Miami. But then the hadryamas baboon tribe rushes in and goes straight for your Larry Carlton cassettes and your Hot ShYachts koozies. WHAT WILL YOU DO? You will be prepared, because you grab your Hot ShYachts shotglasses, which you filled with Bacardi 151 in case of emergency, and you invite the baboons to chill out and have a drink or two before they go. Baboons have low tolerances, of course. They get PICKLED and pass out on your futon while playing Donkey Kong. You call the humane society and save the day!
shotglasses inspire
Hot ShYachts shotglasses will fill you with passion! And booze. But also passionate inspiration! You will look at the Hot ShYachts press kit and say, “Wow, I really need to book these cats for my next party!” Transform your life and rock more softly than ever!
