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Buy a Hot ShYachts koozie and enrich your listening experience! Retro logo, blue and gold, foldable, and ergonomic. Get one for a paltry $5, plus shipping! Let’s cruise!
BENEFITS OF KOOZIE OWNERSHIP:
A Hot ShYachts koozie keeps your beverage cool in summer, even though your hands are sweaty from the excitement of listening to our Saturday night show on Yacht Rock Miami. BUT DID YOU KNOW that this koozie can keep your hands warm during the winter, when you’re trying to warm up with daydreams about Nicolette Larson? AMAZING. You’ll be so inspired by your warm hands that you’ll want to look at our press kit and book Hot ShYachts for your next patio party!
Next, can we discuss the importance of the foldable koozie? Well, have you ever tried hauling around those foam koozies from the 90s? They degrade quickly, leaving you to sob at the bar like someone stole your Boz Scaggs records. Ever try putting a big, clunky foam koozie in your hip pocket? Your friends will think you have a tumor, and your enemies will call you “Cancer Butt.” You’ll jeopardize the popularity you gained by wearing your Hot ShYachts t-shirt. Please: avoid this needless tragedy.
Third, blue and gold Hot ShYachts koozies are INCREDIBLY versatile. Put a can inside and listen to DJ Fuzzy Logic! Feeling sassy? Make it a tallboy! Put a bottle inside and listen to DJ Fancy Nancy! Check out mixes by DJ Reno’s Soul! Your beverage drinking is limited only by your imagination!
HOT SHYACHTS KOOZIE CREATES AN EXPLOSION OF FREE TIME:
Lastly, I know what you’re thinking. “What will I DO with all the free time created now that I don’t have to worry about cooling my beverage?” Now you can finally read up on the fascinating history of the koozie! Or you can get hyped for the next Brady Street Festival and read about The Alley, where Milwaukee’s killer DJs play every non-pandemic year!
